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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 07:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How can someone determine if their partner is in another romantic relationship, particularly if they do not live together?

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

About 700 Marines being mobilized in response to LA protests - CNN

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

Then came..

No way

Loons and Moons

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Can someone fall in love with a person they have never met in person, but only through thoughts and imagination?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

No, not a chance

What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Horoscope for Sunday, June 08, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?