What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 07:04
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
No way
Loons and Moons
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
No, not a chance
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.