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Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Celebrity breast cancer announcements highlight rising rates in young women - NBC News

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

No way

Stock futures are little changed as investors await details on U.S.-China trade policy: Live updates - CNBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

I’ve often wondered why fans aren’t deployed on GBBO during warm weather? I’ve seen too many desserts melt (and bakers too…). (I live in Pompano Beach and we try to use fans in lieu of AC as much as possible).

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

‘Amazing Worlds of Science Fiction and Science Fact’ Review: An Education in Exoplanets - WSJ

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

share office space ...

Why do some people admire Latin American cultures but not want to be from or live in those countries?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Here is every PC and Xbox game shown during Sony's PlayStation State of Play June 2025 - Windows Central

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Haunting Image Shows The Moon Deimos From The Surface of Mars - ScienceAlert

Still no good

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Amanda Seyfried, Adam Brody on Parenting, Jennifer's Body and More - Variety

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

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